Sunday, December 16, 2012

Watson And I

A few days ago, my friend and I started texting back and forth as John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. We have only sent about 10 non roleplay texts, and around 380 roleplay texts. Here are some highlights of our conversations:

SH: I couldn’t get a word in, she was scolding me for having thumbs in the cheese drawer. I tried to tell her it was for an experiment!
JW: Sure it was, just like your study of tobacco ash.
SH: It was a perfectly logical experiment!
JW: And it has nothing to do with the fact that you have an addiction?
SH: Nicotine patch, John
JW: I still believe in going cold turkey
SH: It helps me think, thinking is important
JW: So are healthy lungs!
SH: It’s a nicotine patch! It does not go into your lungs!
JW: You and your logic! 

SH: I’m bored. Mrs Hudson is yelling at me.
JW: What for this time?
SH: I was bored. You get the picture
JW: Fine, but if we need a new wall, your paying
SH: You’re
JW: You just ruined the beauty of a text
SH: I can’t stand grammatical errors. You should know that
JW: I know that, it still annoys me
SH: Well, if it annoys you so much, stop making the mistake
JW: Fine then

SH: I’m not hungry!
JW: Now you aren’t but at 2 in the morning…
SH: At 2 in the morning I’m off duty!
JW: You’re never officially on duty! You’re the world’s only consulting detective!
SH: Which means I’m always on duty!

SH: I wish Mrs Hudson would stay out of our fridge! If she doesn’t like what’s in there then she should just stay out!
JW: Well sometimes you need proper food!
SH: What do you consider ‘proper food’?
JW: A full meal maybe? Three times a day…at certain times
SH: Maybe I like eating at 2 in the morning!
JW: Maybe I don’t like waking up at 2 in the morning!
SH: Why do you get up? I’m the one eating.
JW: You make so much noise it impossible to sleep!
SH: It’s
JW: It’s what?
SH: It’s impossible to sleep, not it impossible to sleep.
JW: Fine, it’s
SH: Thank you
JW: You are so not welcome
SH: Don’t be angry. It’s a habit, and they don’t make a patch for this one
JW: If only!
SH: This isn’t an addicting habit, it’s a subconscious one.
JW: Either way

And I think that's enough for now, if you want more, tell me! I have 4-5 whole pages of conversations!

Until next time!
SH

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