SH: I couldn’t get a word in, she was scolding me for having
thumbs in the cheese drawer. I tried to tell her it was for an experiment!
JW: Sure it was, just like your study of tobacco ash.
SH: It was a perfectly logical experiment!
JW: And it has nothing to do with the fact that you have an
addiction?
SH: Nicotine patch, John
JW: I still believe in going cold turkey
SH: It helps me think, thinking is important
JW: So are healthy lungs!
SH: It’s a nicotine patch! It does not go into your lungs!
JW: You and
your logic!
SH: I’m bored. Mrs Hudson is yelling at me.
JW: What for this time?
SH: I was bored. You get the picture
JW: Fine, but if we need a new wall, your paying
SH: You’re
JW: You just ruined the beauty of a text
SH: I can’t stand grammatical errors. You should know that
JW: I know that, it still annoys me
SH: Well, if it annoys you so much, stop making the mistake
JW: Fine then
SH: I’m not hungry!
JW: Now you aren’t but at 2 in the morning…
SH: At 2 in the morning I’m off duty!
JW: You’re never officially on duty! You’re the world’s only
consulting detective!
SH: Which means I’m always on duty!
SH: I wish Mrs Hudson would stay out of our fridge! If she doesn’t
like what’s in there then she should just stay out!
JW: Well sometimes you need proper food!
SH: What do you consider ‘proper food’?
JW: A full meal maybe? Three times a day…at certain times
SH: Maybe I like eating at 2 in the morning!
JW: Maybe I don’t like waking up at 2 in the morning!
SH: Why do you get up? I’m the one eating.
JW: You make so much noise it impossible to sleep!
SH: It’s
JW: It’s what?
SH: It’s impossible to sleep, not it impossible to sleep.
JW: Fine, it’s
SH: Thank you
JW: You are so not welcome
SH: Don’t be angry. It’s a habit, and they don’t make a patch
for this one
JW: If only!
SH: This isn’t an addicting habit, it’s a subconscious one.
JW: Either way
And I think that's enough for now, if you want more, tell me! I have 4-5 whole pages of conversations!
Until next time!
SH
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